numwatch
the anti-grafana
jenkins.big-executor.cpu
alert if > 85 for 3 samples → #jenkins-cpu-alerts
62.4
%
+0.0
PING → SLACK
every 60s last check: now source: shell

Also watching

# numwatch.toml — the whole product
[watch.jenkins-cpu]
cmd = "aws cloudwatch get-metric-statistics ... | jq .avg"
every = "60s"
alert_if = "> 85 for 3"
notify = "slack://#jenkins-cpu-alerts"

[watch.lightcurve-rows]
cmd = "duckdb lc.db -c 'select count(*) from lightcurves'"
every = "10m"
alert_if = "stalls for 1h" # ingest stopped